YIKES.

To summarize the dream I just had...i was riding a bike that was literally my car in bike form, couldn't get around a body of water so i walked in a mansion and asked if i could cut through (took at least ten minutes), saw a cadillac converted into a closet in a driveway, asked a kid how i got out of where I was, he asked me if I've seen Harold and Kumar then scoffed at me when I told him I hadn't, somehow made it home and ended up pulling about a pound of weed out of my pockets. Oh, and I tweeted about how long it took me to get out of the mansion. I woke up in a pool of sweat -_-

Get Over Ourselves

We all suck in one aspect or another.

We are all hypocrites.

I'm well aware.

However;

If your suck interferes with my life and happiness?

You're getting stomped.

Live for yourself, but don't forget about others feelings.

Respect/Ethics/Manners/#dontbeignant

I'm Just Kidding!!

I just have something that most girls don't:

Substance.

It's About Time You Realize

Your 'scene' (not the word(s) I'd prefer to use, but that's my safest route) is a joke, and you're all fools.

BUT GAWSH DAWN IT, IF Y'ALLZ HAPPEH DEN I SHOULD'N JUDGE Y'ALLZ.

You're still stupid, though.

::Slap::

Hoe. Moe.

Not to toot my own horn, but, my gaydar is superb.

NIGGA, WHO YOU TRYNA FOOL???

Mindfreak

I hope my state of mind changes when winter is over. If it doesn't, I don't know what's going to happen.

I really don't.

Okay, so here's my dilema.

WHEN GAY MEN ARE OBVIOUSLY HITTING ON ME, AND THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE SOME SORT OF SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP WILL OCCUR OUT OF AT LEAST TALKING TO THEM, ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT ARE THE STRAIGHT MEN I'M IN LOVE WITH THAT HAVE NO INTEREST IN ME WHATSOEVER.

I think it's because I have low self-esteem, and when people like me I don't think I'm worthy.

There.

I said it.

Adam and Eve

Women with low self esteem fuck tons of men (or, the most attractive men they can find) in order to feel better about themselves.

Men fuck women with low self esteem because they can't do any better.

Joshua Michael Jenkins fucks men who can handle my monster cock.

Whatever your niche, get it.

Growl

I wonder if suicides really DO go to hell. This calls for some pondering.