Wednesday, May 12, 2010

YIKES.

To summarize the dream I just had...i was riding a bike that was literally my car in bike form, couldn't get around a body of water so i walked in a mansion and asked if i could cut through (took at least ten minutes), saw a cadillac converted into a closet in a driveway, asked a kid how i got out of where I was, he asked me if I've seen Harold and Kumar then scoffed at me when I told him I hadn't, somehow made it home and ended up pulling about a pound of weed out of my pockets. Oh, and I tweeted about how long it took me to get out of the mansion. I woke up in a pool of sweat -_-

Monday, April 12, 2010

Get Over Ourselves

We all suck in one aspect or another.
We are all hypocrites.
I'm well aware.
However;
If your suck interferes with my life and happiness?
You're getting stomped.


Live for yourself, but don't forget about others feelings.
Respect/Ethics/Manners/#dontbeignant

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

I'm Just Kidding!!

I just have something that most girls don't:


Substance.

Monday, March 1, 2010

It's About Time You Realize

Your 'scene' (not the word(s) I'd prefer to use, but that's my safest route) is a joke, and you're all fools.

BUT GAWSH DAWN IT, IF Y'ALLZ HAPPEH DEN I SHOULD'N JUDGE Y'ALLZ.







You're still stupid, though.
::Slap::

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Hoe. Moe.

Not to toot my own horn, but, my gaydar is superb.


NIGGA, WHO YOU TRYNA FOOL???

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Mindfreak

I hope my state of mind changes when winter is over. If it doesn't, I don't know what's going to happen.


I really don't.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Okay, so here's my dilema.

WHEN GAY MEN ARE OBVIOUSLY HITTING ON ME, AND THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE SOME SORT OF SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP WILL OCCUR OUT OF AT LEAST TALKING TO THEM, ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT ARE THE STRAIGHT MEN I'M IN LOVE WITH THAT HAVE NO INTEREST IN ME WHATSOEVER.

I think it's because I have low self-esteem, and when people like me I don't think I'm worthy.

There.

I said it.